Flat as a circle.
I was yelling at the screen when he ate the Doritos in the vending machine but his fate was already sealed and there was nothing I could do but watch
Is this supposed to feel like the Sodalicious commercials from the 90s? isdowns.info/lift/vYKyno-BaX-JsKc/v-deo
these aint the 3D doritos I grew up with. they’re bugles. smhhh
You should of brought the bag outside and then eat it oh well he is flat so his brain would be smaller technically
Moral of the story : Freddie had a beautiful voice
While in the doritos machine: "Don't leave, Murph!!!"
Disliked when I saw jimmy kimmel
I've been looking for them in stores but haven't seen them in any!!😡😡😡😩😩
God is dead, and this ad is irrefutable proof
Could have gone without seeing moron kimmel
Matthew McConaughey doesn't pay for his Doritos.
I got some of those and they are lit
I hate this ad, i hate this song, i hate matthew mcconaughey, i hate jimmy kimmel, i hate doritos. This commerical ruined everything for me.
This is funny?
This would’ve been on old spice level if kimmel didn’t have to ruin it
I’m eating 3D Doritos watching a 3D Doritos add...
Well they came back anyone member this
I wonder, if you eat regular duritos would turn flat?
Hear that flat stanley, you can normal again if you 3d duritos
He got his start in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And now he is becoming leatherface for real
0:33 my exact reaction to any Jimmy Kimmel "jokes"
Lol I love how they leave the comments up
I liked it until the point I saw jimmy kimmel. Than I had to give a thumbs down.
Listen: why would he eat it in the vending machine?
Dumb, the chips are *only* spicy flavored. So if you don’t like spicy food, then you can’t try the 3D chips
I WAS EATING DORITOS BEOFRE I GOT PAID TO
Boy, do they hate the “biblical description” of Heaven & Earth. You’re correct, Flat Matt: it’s flat.
I’m sorry, is that not the same product back in the 90’s that were shit and got cut from production?
Didn’t they have this before?
#flatmathew Representing us skinny boys when the wind is there #skinnyboys
No woke Doritos
*do not attempt if you are a 3D person* Me, a 2D person: >:)
Just had to bring in a woke talk show host
Paper Mario with Rtx on
This is the most disturbing ad I’ve ever seen
I'm not high enough for this shit
Now bring back the regular nacho cheese and cool ranch in 3D and make all of us 40 year olds happy again.
Doritos spent 12 million dollars on this schizophrenic fever dream of a commercial.
Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"
What if the vending machine was smaller
I used to love hanging out with Matt, but he started smoking pot and now he's all... deflated...... #truth
I’ve purposefully watched this around 26 times this man is something
He actually died in that vending machine. This is a really avant-garde documentary.
A refreshing departure from woke ads.
I tried doritos 3d and there ok
don't B flat, B natural
Queen fans are typing.......
We have come full circle and now the early 2000s will play on repeat!
Thank God Doritos I love you so much you’re bringing back The Doritos 3-D like when I first tasted the read those original it was like cuts to my mouth and Doritos 3-D fix the problem it’s just like puffy and crunchier
Russ Coleman got it rough
That song in the vending machine i want to break free!!!
I WANT TO BREAK FREEE Me: I WANT TO BREAK FREE FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAAD
I thought this was a prescription drug commercial at first
0:30 How about another joke jimmayyy?
I don’t eat Doritos because I get paid to
I’ll be honest I’ve tried the chili nacho cheese 3D and I think they hyped it up too much cause literally it tasted like a bugle
Dallas buyers club 2?
This is how life turned out when he found brand
Prop Hunt be like: 0:14
To those who wanted to be 2d. *This Ad*
Aint no way Mathew eatin Doritos
Game theory gonna be all up on this
After seeing this commercial, my wife bought me Wheat Thins.
This is a good ad
Ok, that’s a good ad
This would make a good movie, I would watch it
I'm so uncomfortable
So are these basically Doritos puffs or are they something else entirely?
I always wondered what happened to Mike tv after he was flattened now I know
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Was this supposed to be funny?
0:51 GOD KNOW IM _ _ _ _ _ (the word is stuck) GOD KNOWS IM STUCK
When u get tired of anti white propaganda
I remember having these in Mexico they were bomb-ass shit I'm glad they're bringing them back for a bit
this is hilarious
Where's all the celebrities? The Rock commercial and now Mathews.
I've legit still yet to see any fuckin 3D doritos and I'm pissed about it
Glorified Bugles. 🙄
He looks like he would stink
How Twitter expects drawings to be when they say “where are her organs”
Ugh LSD is a trip
Therapist: "Flat Matthew isn't real. He can't hurt you." Flat Matthew:
They are not the same!! Such a disappointment! And an insult to peoples memory..
Flathew. Missed an opportunity there.
no flat Stanley
I don’t know why but this is my favorite I’ve ever saw
My favorite ad I’ve ever saw*
Before this: Matthew ate a 2d Doritos and became flat.
So glad Doritos brought back the 3D...for a tasty treat, nibble one corner of the chip then squirt in some of that cheese whiz stuff...I invented this treat back in the mid 1990's. It's delicious! And really the only way to eat and enjoy a 3D chip...Imo. Try it! You'll like/love it!!!