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amazon is gonna take over the world.
Imagine if they switched the genders. Everyone would be up in arms about objectifying a woman.
Don't buy on Amazon at all they are the enemy of the people retailer. They don't pay enough taxes, they don't have stores except for food stores they don't pay rent they don't pay enough workman's comp because they believe in automation labor and their goal is to take over FedEx UPS USPS DHL carriers to provide their own services putting them out of business and putting retailers out of business don't give a single dollar more to Amazon. Retail stores need business too and you don't want to live in a society where you don't have any more stores left it's all online. Forget about the convenience support American jobs in retail stores like Sears Kmart you name it.
How many times will need to watch this to be satisfied 🙈🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️
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Flamazon ❤️🖤 eu shippo muito esse casal.
and then husband divorced and remarried the Kardashian.
What's that song playing in the background?
I LUV this commercial
lol so funny i love Michael b Jordan he one awesome actor he nailed it
On aside, the videos *"Don’t Be An Idiot! Get Rid of Alexa!"* and *"The Dream of Technocracy - Why Big Oil Conquered The World"* by The Corbett Report are worth a watch. Also *"The Role Of Utility Meters In Mass Surveillance"* by minivanjack (Jerry Day).
0:29 _that's what she said_
JEFF BRO!! I KNOW ITS LITERALLY ALMOST ROCKET SCIENCE BUT IM NOT GOING TO BUY NO TELESCOPE FOR 50000$ IF IT TAKES MY "UNLIMITED HIGH SPEED" PHONE 40 MINUTES TO LOAD YOUR PAGE LIKE ITS DIALUP BECAUSE STUPID LANDLORD DISCONNECTED INTERNET AGAIN. MAYBE TIME TO TALK TO MARK Z. ABOUT IT OR VERIZON WHATEVER? MAYBE YOU NEED TO HIRE *SMART* PEOPLE?
This man doesn’t even like black women, stop portraying black women as desperate 🙄
I'm in the minority, but Michael B. Jordan ain't that cute.
I hate this commercial.
As a dark skinned Black woman, I find no humor in this commercial. If we are not going to be promoted positively instead of as a thirst bucket for a man who definitely doesn't desire or date unambiguous dark skinned Black women, then don't put my likeness in commercials like this. It was cringey and embarrassing. Shame on you, Amazon!
I hate this commercial, honestly embarrassing.
This is embarrassing
MBJ doesn't go with Black women other color. He only gh does with light skinned or mixed women. So therefore this commercial is a slight to Black women, she is dreaming of him but she isnt his type bc shes cocoa colored.
😬 Michael B Jordan just...doesn't do it for me. Now, if the man has Idris in his name...😏
This is extremely problematic. Why do they have DSBW thirsting after a man? Why not their preference? This is degrading and embarrassing.
This black woman needs to value herself because this is just embarrassing
*PLEASE STOP REPRESENTING BW THIS WAY!!!! WE ARE THE PRIZE PERIODT!*
this commercial is so gringe and not cute at all
this commercial is gross
ewww michael b isnt even hot
Why are they making her act like this It is 🤢 disgusting. They are making it look like all black Woman are thirsty for a black man . I like myself with some white chocolate too.
To the black women in the comments please don’t accept this. All this shows is that darkskin bw are desperate for bm who don’t even claim them, why is that the only time dsbw get representation in the media it’s to be the token “ratchet” girl, in a slavery movie, no hair or ones like this, where they are thirsting the love of a black man but had it been a light skin bw, ww or racially ambiguous Michael would have been thirsting for her. There is nothing cute about this and is actually very detrimental to young darkskin black girls growing up; they will feel compelled to date solely black men for “the culture”.Pls disliked so we can get better representation this cannot go on!💁🏾♀️😤 isdowns.info/lift/v2TSenmJc4Fvjrc/v-deo
This is ridiculous we all know mb just like most dsbm don't prefer dsbw. Shame on these fools.
Wish they had used a better male actor. MBJ is just not it.
Pander Pander Pander HARD!
This is horrible commercial. Why are BW always reduced to these roles?! 🤮
I don't get how people, especially black women, could watch this, it's sickening. She looks so desperate for a man who has made it clear he doesn't like dark skin woman. This is crazy, the media really knows what it's doing. It knows most BM don't want BW but BW want BM, so they go and make her look desperate. But hey BW are desperate we really out here man-stroking guys who have made it clear they don't want us. Wow 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️, honestly I don't even know what to say anymore, this is like someone insulting you and saying it's a joke and you proceed to genuinely laugh about it.
A commercial in where a dark skinned black woman is lusting after a black man...who would NEVER date a dark skinned black woman. Black women even white media sees how desperate we are.
I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS COMMERCIAL. 😐
This commercial is stupid Michael B Jordan doesn't even like black women and if he does like a black woman she's not dark skin
Imagine if the roles were reversed with the husband having a female Alexa which actually makes more sense cuz Alexa's voice is female but then you would have brain dead feminists complaining about how women shouldn't be serving people 😂🤦🏻♂️ Actual news program topic from one of the British channels, look it up!🤷🏻♂️
Seriously I'm afraid to order from Amazon.... last week I ordered a hundred dollar floodlight and the package ended up delivered to my neighbor's door step. My address is correct on the order but somehow it was sent to the wrong house...I called Amazon they said they'll replace no charged but the second order went to the same next door neighbor again....my neighbor said he didn't see it but the pictures Amazon sent was his house...Amazon finally refunded me....that guy now stole two floodlights from Amazon...I even gave directions to delivery guy to called me but they didn't...this shouldn't happen...I now use Amazon hubs but it's limited on size of packages...I had no choice but to order a similar product from EBAY....they never ever messed up my packages like Amazon....I'm really really mad at Amazon.. i spent thousands on Amazon ...now...I'm just pissed...Amazon has the best deals but I just couldn't m buy them knowing what ....my neighbor is a jerk...I just didn't want to call the police ...
There are WAY too many black people on TV these days.
The racism tho...
Turn your TV off then.
You're a poop person
This is my favorite commercial 🤣
Absolute best commercial of all time!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
So I remember watching that Alexa commercial on TV back in 2016 and I thought that would control your whole house. Right now, I learned that you need to have compatible devices like smart plugs, smart bulbs, smart TVs, etc for Alexa to control your home.
Did the Actors here have to pee in bottles, defecate in bags, and wear diapers too? Were they paid little more than half the going rate while you proclaim how "good" you pay them? My guess is they weren't. Why? They have a UNION.
A great commercial with a great actor. But your employees have to go to the bathroom in Bags in their car Because you Will Fire Them if they are not fast Enough. Amazon are Slavers.
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Love it when people( usually men) pull the "if roles were reversed y'all would be mad!" Card. You mean like how women have been put down, objectified, humiliated and bashed in music, media, laws and everyday life for generations? This is the roles being reversed LoL. Y'all never had a problem until women started doing it.
Exactly. These whiny ass dudes make me glad I'm not straight.
Amazoon beat you...😜
Repent and turn to Jesus he’s the only way to heaven
My fellow sistas, other than Micheal, name your top 3 celebs who would be just perfect for this role . They can range from chocolate thunder to caramel goodness. Don't be shy!
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As Shapiro points out. Switch the genders and this is the most sexist commercial of the century. Sexism is a two way street. It’s sexist for a man to use a woman for her body why isn’t it for a woman to do the same for a man?
I am a seller in Turkish Amazon, I will go to court for their irregular, illegaly process. deactivateed my account and blocked my money inside with a randomly efected process. Can you write me a mail adress who works in amazon please ?
are we not going to talking about the placement of the 'arrow' in the end?
When you party with your shirt off 0:34 , but bathe with a shirt on 0:48 🤣
Whomever thought of this should be well rewarded
Release the Alexa man lol
Amazon should support blackberry mobile phone company
Love is A.I in Chinese.
"Things will get way too wet around here"
Boy, boy, boy......how I wish this was REAL!🤤🥴
This is creepy
I still see those bumps every time he takes of his shirt
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People in the comments are acting like the actor who portrayed the husband is Sidney Poitier. He played a broken, henpecked, punked simp. What man with his balls still attached would allow their wife to lust after a man as he bumbles around trying to prevent it? Enjoy this fantasy ladies, because the closest you'll get to it in real life is watching this commercial 😂
한국에 이베이코리아 인수해서 한국시장 진출하시고 장학하세요...
Honey things getting way too wet around here.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I did not know Alexa was a dude but props to Amazon
Unionize Amazon Workers! Unionize!
I came back today just to laugh.... it's still funny ah😭
Who went directly to Prime Video to see “Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse” from this add? because I was one 😂😆🤣
Sell your company and split the money with ALL BLACK AMERICANS OR YOUR ARE RACIST! - The Wizard
AMAZON AMAZON AMAZON why don't your drivers deliver your large packages? All you do is bury USPS with them!
Guys Jesus is coming back turn from your ways and go to him he’s coming
Guys, did you peep that amazon arrow placement?
fuck you piss off
If Amazon offered to make Alexa how ever I want it to look, I'd tell them to make her look like the girl of my dreams........I'm lonely 😔
This is the ad we will never never be fed up with ❤️❤️❤️ the one we'lee never skip, 😂😂😂
It was the chemistry and the interaction between her and Michael B. Jordan that really set this AD on Fire! Love it! Oh, and the first time I watched it, I watched it over 20 times on the first day!
Amazon can you please like hurry with the packages because it's kind of rude when we put it in a day but you don't bring it in the exact date
Reverse the sex in this ad and feminazis will lose it😂😂
*cough* Liberal Media Double Standard *cough*
A friend just informed me that the poster on the bus is the movie MBJ is staring in on coming out on Amazon.
A commercial where we see a women fantasizing cheating on her husband so fucked up ,stay away from marriage fellas